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Your Kerning is Shit (Explicit)

by Sam Zabala

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TUMBLR REBLOG:
blog.samzabala.com/post/161367953245/your-kerning-is-shit-forevermore-parody-for-when

ACAPELLA:
soundcloud.com/samapitongzabala/your-kerning-is-shit-acapella

For when you wanna tell someone their graphic design work sucks but you don't wanna sound like a dick about it

From this shit:
www.instagram.com/p/BF4rzFtLhWb/

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There are times
I wanna puke cause of the typeface
That is used for headlines
Is that Times?
I think it needs a little more space
In between those lines
I just can't believe how fucked it came out

Your kerning is shit and leading too
Red Papyrus on RGB blue
I just can't compare it with anything in this world
Need to delete your work, it makes my eyes feel sore

Fix it again
There are some changes the client wanted
As sure as Helvetica's a really overused font
Your fucked up work will make my eyes feel sore

I just can't believe how fucked it came out

The alignments are a mess, please undo
There's a fucking widow in it too
I just can't compare it with anything in this world
There's things that should be vector
Could have used fucking Illustrator
You need to delete your shitty work, it makes my eyes feel sore

You need to delete your work it makes my eyes feel sore
Please fucking do iiiit
Right now, right now

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released June 2, 2017
Parody of Forevermore originally by Side A
Music originally written by Joey Benin
I did the noises
I also produced the recording because I have no friends

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Sam Zabala California

Graphic Designer/ Musician/ other things I can't remember at the moment but I'm generally a multi-purpose trash bag

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